Beardy Carrot

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Felice’s twice-daily feeding consists of a five pomegranate arils, two blueberries, a green bean, a pecan split in half, a cracked almond, a peanut still in its shell, and half of a small mushroom.
She was so eager for dinner that she refused to wait on my shoulder as I prepared it, biting my blueberry-juice-covered fingers and trying to climb into this bag of green beans. This lead to her forgetting to poop on me though, so hey, that’s a plus.

Felice’s twice-daily feeding consists of a five pomegranate arils, two blueberries, a green bean, a pecan split in half, a cracked almond, a peanut still in its shell, and half of a small mushroom.

She was so eager for dinner that she refused to wait on my shoulder as I prepared it, biting my blueberry-juice-covered fingers and trying to climb into this bag of green beans. This lead to her forgetting to poop on me though, so hey, that’s a plus.

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